I had a recent conversation with a very good friend and in the course of it, a reference to the "Mile High Club" came up. Now I have heard about this elusive club for years (mainly in the text of the the literary works published in Penthouse Forum, Hustler's Hot Letters or on Literotica, but I never really thought it through.
Having flown a few times, I just don't see how it would be possible, let alone comfortable, to get all funky on an airplane. Granted, I am sure that a bit of heavy petting with a happy ending could and has happened with some frequency (by the way, do they reuse those little blankets or toss them after each flight? ewwwww), I just don't see how bumping uglies would be A) enjoyable and B) possible.
Since most describe an encounter in the airplane rest room, I considered that first. Now I am a decent sized fellow and its all I can do get in one, let alone be joined by sex-crazed nympho to complete the deed. Considering the logistics involved and the necessary configurations available, I just don't see it happening. It could...I will admit, but still I am skeptical. Ok, how about the back row on a relatively empty plane? Hmmm, again possible but with the attentive flight crew, and the size of the seats and leg room...I am having my doubts. Perhaps if the two were crazed exhibitionists and just stood up in a roomy exit row and went at it, it could happen there (careful of flying arms, legs or other body parts mind you, the door could fly out and you, the partner in crime and the adjacent 3 rows would be sucked out in to the night sky.
So I was perplexed for a moment then voila', it hit me! First class! Thats why the freaking tickets cost so much! Explains the little curtain, the leather seats and the champagne too. As soon as the rest of us poor people are seated, a full blown orgy takes place up there! Damn, all this time I have been missing out on all the fun. Instead of flying the friendly skys as the ads say, I have been stuck in a seat made for a midget, next to a screaming child behind me and a huge smelly fellow that snores beside me.
Looks like its time for me to start upgrading my seat!
There you go folks, another mystery solved.
FYI. There is actually a Mile High Club and if you are interested, check it out here:
Arlynn McMahon is the operations director and a pilot for Aero-Tech, a Kentucky-based company that has operated a Mile High service for 30 years. The company uses a single-engine Cessna with a two-seat cabin that hasn't been altered at all. "You have the same amount of room as in the back of a car," McMahon said. "That's part of the fun, figuring out where the body parts will go." The flights are priced in 15-minute increments at a $160-per-hour rate. "The pilot can usually tell when the festivities are done," McMahon said. "And the stability of the plane is excellent. It can handle any kind of turbulence, whether inside or outside of the plane."
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Ewwwwww about the blanket thing.
And btw- ppl actually manage to do it in the rest room too.. they must be contortionists - i don't see how else they can do it.
And yup.. first class seems a good way to go :)
And somebody told somebody to stay away from the "Mile High Club" :P
Somebody needs to first accomplish it elsewhere before the attempt at mile high club :P
I've been in First class. The only perks are free booze and possibly a personal movie screen. Oh and they take your coat too. Not worth the money unless you just have ridiculous amounts of it :)
And dammit Scott you know I’m a germ freak and hate flying, now you have me worrying that the blankets are some other dudes rag.
@ DP - I think he meant first class is a viable option to the rest room:)
And the blankets apart from being a dude's rag, might hae been used to clean spit, nosal flow.. you get my point ..I would advice you to take your own stuff in addition to the air purifier :)
@ Scott- You should try that new Saudi plane - private seat with curtains and all :)
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